Forecast: Moderate Chance for Rockslides

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Be prepared to flee indoors.

Barach Obama and the Cherry Tree

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Father, I cannot tell the truth.

The Church of St. Ayn Deconsecrated

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For those viewers of the “Atlas Shrugged” movie in need of an antidote.

Confidential Poll Reveals Top Ten Wishes for 2011

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Exclusive report on what the country needs now

Ideas from Abroad

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Politics aside, the fact is that some nations do some things better than we do in the U.S. I’ve listed a few that come to mind. Perhaps you can contribute others via comments.

A Few Brief Observations

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Random ideas that would never see the light of day but for the Internet. More proof that it is indeed a mixed blessing.

Snapshots of the Orient

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A few scattered impressions from a recent trip to the Orient.

Thank you, Dr. Root-Sistemci

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A note of appreciation to the hacker who dove deep into the very bowels of the Internet to grace my humble, obscure site.

Telunacy and How to Combat It

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Television plus luncacy equals telunacy.

The Literary Agents’ Lament

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Comments regarding Paragraph 8 of the AAR’s (Association of Authors’ Representatives, Inc.) Canon of Ethics.